Anonymous asked: i was watching yoglabs and when simon said "well i don't go to the men's room because i'm not a man or a lady... i'm a dwarf" and that suddenly made me think of what if genderfluid honeydew

spiderish:

yes genderfluid honeydew

genderfluid honeydew braiding the beard differently to let everybody know what pronouns to use for them at that particular time. but otherwise really they don’t change that much because they are pretty much normal as anything by dwarf standards. the beard is genderless. the semi-nakedness is genderless. the armour is genderless

but also agender honeydew i mean. “are u a girl or a boy” “im a dwarf” “a dwarf what” “a DWARF” “ugh [turns to xephos] are they a girl or a boy” “idk what to tell u man. dwarf.”

roosterteetheverything:

mlchaeijones:

deanprincesster:

deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes

Because people like grapes.

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midasofmisery:

wOw so here’s the deal, I did this giveaway before to give some merch from interests past away and the winner didnt contact me back so here it is revamped!! some prizes arent pictured!

ending date to be determined

prizes:

  • wacom bamboo tablet w/ pen (as u can tell i am not an artist)
  • cute PruCan artbook
  • multiple doujins w/ pairings such as FrUk, Franada, Frain, and Shizaya (DRRR) 
  • quite a few Hetalia prints
  • Full 9 pc Hetalia figure set
  • discontinued Greece figurine (Its p much impossible to find these for a reasonable price)
  • Hetalia seasons 3 & 4
  • Paint it white
  • Any manga from my shelf bar very few (I’ll contact you with a list it’s extensive)
  • Hetalia volumes 1, 2 & 3
  • APH Germany pillow
  • Death Note L pillow

Rules:

  • up to 5 reblogs allowed (1 entry per reblog) and likes don’t count!
  • You dont have to be following me but there will be extra prizes if you are (games, hetalia bandannas etc) 
  • Shipping anywhere
  • leave your ask open so I can contact you!!
  • you don’t have to take every prize, if you win and you only want some of the stuff just let me know
  • 3 winners!

octorockbuns asked: Maybe Zoey in 6? Please and thank you~

yogshameblog:

This is literally the first time I’ve drawn Zoeya

hopefully this looks like her??

Thank you so much!
This is a super cute Zoeya, oh my goodness!

theknavedave:

octorockbuns:

theknavedave:

octorockbuns:

theknavedave:

Some of it was just total bullshit though their backs were TURNED just because I took ALL OF THEIR SHIT suddenly I’m caught.

(Yeah horses are assholes)

(<3)

> 3 > Well…generally one would notice if, say, you removed their clothing.
(Which is apparently a thing you can do but I didn’t try that one)
But PAPA. LAWS OF PHYSICS DO APPLY.

(Ehehe, ‘ass’-hole horses~ ;D Get it? *lame puns*)

( <3 ! )

I did that once. I took everybody’s clothes I could. I got caught trying to strip the dragon claw quest people though. Those two are never not near each other.

(We talkin about Mules?)

. H .
Papa.
Papa why?

(Ehehehehe~ ;3 Yup! [I thought it was Donkeys though? Donkeys…donkies????])

Because I wanted to look pretty.

(It is ignore me completely.)

Pretty clothes for lovely people~

(Pfft~ *offers candy corn*)

theknavedave:

octorockbuns:

theknavedave:

Some of it was just total bullshit though their backs were TURNED just because I took ALL OF THEIR SHIT suddenly I’m caught.

(Yeah horses are assholes)

(<3)

> 3 > Well…generally one would notice if, say, you removed their clothing.
(Which is apparently a thing you can do but I didn’t try that one)
But PAPA. LAWS OF PHYSICS DO APPLY.

(Ehehe, ‘ass’-hole horses~ ;D Get it? *lame puns*)

( <3 ! )

I did that once. I took everybody’s clothes I could. I got caught trying to strip the dragon claw quest people though. Those two are never not near each other.

(We talkin about Mules?)

. H .
Papa.
Papa why?

(Ehehehehe~ ;3 Yup! [I thought it was Donkeys though? Donkeys…donkies????])

theknavedave:

Some of it was just total bullshit though their backs were TURNED just because I took ALL OF THEIR SHIT suddenly I’m caught.

(Yeah horses are assholes)

(<3)

> 3 > Well…generally one would notice if, say, you removed their clothing.
(Which is apparently a thing you can do but I didn’t try that one)
But PAPA. LAWS OF PHYSICS DO APPLY.

(Ehehe, ‘ass’-hole horses~ ;D Get it? *lame puns*)

( <3 ! )

theknavedave:

BUT THEY CAUGHT ME PICKPOCKETING WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

(I named it Leona and then it died and I got Lister)

( SHE IS A DAMN CUTIE)

I….
< H > I don’t know, Papa!
Perhaps ur child is a better escape artist than u!
(I’m not don’t listen to these lies)

(*happy, sad, happy again* ^ u ^ Yay for horses~ Mine never seem to stay where I want them. . 3 .)

(HECKIN YES THANK U PAPA)

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

theknavedave:

octorockbuns:

theknavedave:

octorockbuns:

theknavedave:

octorockbuns said: v u v Then I am your almost-dragon dragon child. Congrazzles Papa~ (I play Argonians ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.)

Awwww yeeeeeeee.

I almost never play them just because I can’t get them to look how I want.

@ u @ My first Skyrim file will always be my favorite - Storm is the best.
(Shortened from On-A-Storm, though in-game I accidentally ended up naming her Lalonde bc HOMESTUCK)

My first skyrim file was a male Nord named like Ragorst if I remember correctly.

^ u ^ Ice resistance makes sense~

What was he like? . u .

Well I have this habit with my odd numbered characters…

(I killed all of the first town as him. And then murdered some people in the second town, stole a horse, and wandered about.)

Papa NO. D:
Killing is bad!

(Horse thievery is good tho~ What did you name the horse? . u .)

(U DIDN’T ANSWER SO HERE’S STORM ANYWAYS: http://s740.photobucket.com/user/Likana_Lonewolf/library/On-A-Storm?sort=3&page=1 )